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Terms of Service

Last updated: August 2026

Effective August 2026. These terms govern your use of Life as a Product and all services run by LaaP Labs LLC.

1. Disclaimer of Warranties

The service is provided "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE." We make no guarantees about accuracy, reliability, or fitness for any specific purpose — express or implied. Actuarial estimates are statistical, not personal predictions.

2. Limitation of Liability

Our liability is strictly limited. IN NO EVENT SHALL LAAP LABS LLC BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER — incidental, consequential, lost profits, lost data, or business interruption — resulting from use or inability to use the service, under any legal theory (warranty, contract, tort, or otherwise). Our total aggregate liability shall not exceed the total fees paid by you to LaaP Labs LLC in the 12 months preceding the claim.

3. Binding Arbitration & Class Action Waiver

Disputes go to binding individual arbitration. No class actions, no class arbitration, no representative proceedings. You waive those rights by using the service.

4. Choice of Law

Wyoming law governs these terms. Any legal proceedings will be brought in Wyoming courts.

5. Founding Member Charter

Founding members get:

  • Free lifetime access to the life expectancy calculator
  • Founding member pricing on premium tools when they launch

Fine print: "lifetime" means the commercial lifespan of the service, not yours. Charter terms can be updated with 30 days notice.

6. Age Restriction

You must be 18 or older. By using the service, you're confirming that.

7. Intended for U.S. Residents

Built for U.S. residents. If you're accessing from outside the U.S., you accept U.S. data processing standards.

8. Not Professional Advice

This is an informational tool. It's not medical advice, financial advice, or actuarial consulting. The calculators produce estimates, not recommendations. Talk to a qualified professional before making decisions based on the output.

9. Not Insurance

LaaP Labs LLC is not an insurance company, broker, or provider. We don't sell policies. Never have, don't plan to.

10. Data Processing

Your data is also governed by our Privacy Policy — read it for the full picture on collection, use, and processing.